50nnym00r3:

skrillexspenis:

ronaldkn0x:

imagine becoming a personified version of ur url

o.o

^OMG

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

lampsarepeopletoo:

i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice

(via wikipeetia)

(Source: seansoo, via pornolympics)

lv2magikarp:

I woke up in a new Bugatti

lv2magikarp:

I woke up in a new Bugatti

(Source: nothingislinear, via smoke-weave-everyday)

(Source: twerk4bieber, via wwworldwide)

skrillypotato:

kandicore:

somuchdustinhawaii:

blake-ly:

whenthebeatsdrop:

watchyour-dubstep:

trance—infatuations:

teachmehowtoglovie:

z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r:

trilliaa:

Kill

you have got to be kidding me

People like this.

omfg

Didn’t deserve to go to Ultra 

go. home.

/quit life.

this has to be a joke lolol, hasss tooo beee a jokeee

I bet dubstep is her favorite band!

bigbootybitch more like bigstupidbitch I can’t even omg

skrillypotato:

kandicore:

somuchdustinhawaii:

blake-ly:

whenthebeatsdrop:

watchyour-dubstep:

trance—infatuations:

teachmehowtoglovie:

z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r:

trilliaa:

Kill

you have got to be kidding me

People like this.

omfg

Didn’t deserve to go to Ultra 

go. home.

/quit life.

this has to be a joke lolol, hasss tooo beee a jokeee

I bet dubstep is her favorite band!

bigbootybitch more like bigstupidbitch I can’t even omg

(Source: cham-porado)

(Source: ditsycucco, via blasttortoise)

(Source: nookling, via iamthewhitegirl)

thegilgamesh:

sepzet:

herecomesthebass:

“And there was this cheetah underwear that was like, this big, and I was making a joke. Like, did someone kill a cheetah? …And then I felt so bad! ‘Cause then this girl comes to me and like, ‘You caught my cheetah underwear’ and she was like, kind of a big girl, so I kind of felt like a jerk.”

Source

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS.

IT WILL NOW REMAIN ON MY TUMBLR PAGE.

LOL SONNY

(via skrylaxthefish)

When I see a joke on Tumblr:

deathlygrasp:

image

When I see the same joke on Facebook:

image

exactly

(Source: foreverunicorn0, via s-k-r-i-l-l-ee-x)

(Source: oschulte, via mrdiegos)

simpaticonebula:

2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greates thing I’ve ever seen

(via apastelbee)